The second i has been on Texts From Terminal Night for months. Pace your game upwardly, Lamebook!
Kamarate February 24th, 2011 at ten:39 am
Emma'south brother must exist a massive pussy to scream at that. No shit, I was listening to my shower radio the other day and the local classical music station decided to practice a motion picture segment on Hitchcock. At present THAT was freaky.
omegar Feb 24th, 2011 at x:58 am
… kamarate, yous practice realize that Psycho is a Hitchcock motion picture… right?
Yeah, Kate, y'all're right. They both learned by tinkering into other people'south, and don't have to deal with expensive maintenance.
Alan fails at trying to exist funny.
I'g pretty sure the "Canada" annotate was taken from Texts from Last Nighttime.
…And, after reading the comments, I *am* sure of that.
doctorchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff February 24th, 2011 at 11:44 am
"A male person gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car but has studied cars for decades and learned from other machine mechanics and fabricated it his life's work to empathise the minutiae of how a car works better than any ordinary car owner ever could."
Doesn't quite have the aforementioned ring to it.
Whatever GYN who thinks like doctor douchebag over here is full of himself.
No, anne, actually. The doctor's right. Having a fucking vagina doesn't make y'all a vagina practiced and does not qualify you to examine and diagnose potential problems.
I like his car analogy. Mostly because my freaking 6-y-o kid knows more than well-nigh cars than most car owners.
I agree with Kate, my gynae's ever been a (born) female
Eh, I've heard the gyno 1 before. Non even that amusing or clever the beginning time I heard information technology.
dasher11 February 24th, 2011 at iii:11 pm
IMO, male person gynecologists are better than female gynos, and it's exactly considering they DON'T have vaginas. They're more sympathetic, less judgmental, and more careful.
Jazz Chicken February 24th, 2011 at 3:30 pm
I've had both female and male person gynos that I've liked for various reasons, but I'll tell yous one matter: the female docs are ever MUCH gentler sticking that speculum in there. 🙂
Kamarate Feb 24th, 2011 at iii:41 pm
@ omegar
Yeah, that'south what I was trying to say. Sorry, I simply re-read my post and it's totally not clear. What I meant was that Emma deliberately put it on her brother'due south iPod… when the Psycho theme came on when I was in the shower, it was live radio – totally random! And information technology was a bit weird, merely I certainly didn't scream and leap out of the shower 😉
Spanka February 24th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
This post reminded me of a joke: A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to get a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical test approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came dorsum, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to announced ungrateful for such an outstanding outcome, but I wonder if at that place is an fault in the grade?" "The teacher said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together once more perfectly, which is as well worth 50% of the mark." Later on a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did information technology all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career".
During my many years spent equally a male gynaecologist I only ever rode a bike and never once did I ready an engine.
I did stick loads of inappropriately shaped stuff up women's babe chutes though, so not a total waste of time.
Quick note to all y'all ladies out at that place, if you're using a female fanny doctor you lot are a Lesbian who likes' to accept other ladies fingers in you… I know considering I was a fish box md myself and then don't fence with me.
Good embrace, Kamarate.
And since anybody'southward giving an stance, I likewise disagree with Kate. Having a vagina does not brand you an proficient. Hell, mine yet does the most wonderfully surprising things.
Disturbed There's zip amend than a cum gutter that has the ability to astonish…Can you brand yours sing…or flash…or burp or smoke?…
I'm nonetheless imagining that you have a bushy orange forest around your lower beloved lips…is this right or should I motion-picture show it bald?
Yes, Mofo it does all those things. Except the burping. Not ladylike, you know.
And since I like to bring out the inner pedophile in my men, baldheaded is the fashion I go.
Oh that's a shame. I was hoping yous had a sexy ginger sponge…never mind, I'll continue with the more than accurate hairless vagina imagery… my pubes are nighttime brownish, curly just neatly trimmed and tinged with a slight stench of wrongness by the mode.. But in case you lot were wondering?
Nope, that's pretty much exactly what I figured. 😀
Wandr, MDs miss shit and misdiagnose all the time. And studying the female reproductive arrangement in college may give you a caste but does not make y'all right all the fourth dimension. I know my reproductive organs better than any female OB-GYN and I sure as hell know them better than whatsoever man. Certain, he may have gotten a visual on more VD than I have, simply I understand and intendance for my trunk better than he tin on his best mean solar day.
raaaandom February 27th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
anne,
"MDs miss shit and misdiagnose all the time."
That'southward true, but they are correct the vast bulk of the time, and certainly far more than amatuers. And you seem to be missing the signal (or at least I hope you lot are…) that their most of import duty is diagnosing and treating disease. You may know your trunk, merely they know bacteria, fungi, and viruses much better.
continuing the car illustration, y'all are basically saying that just through driving a car for years, you tin now discover and care for engine problems, despite never having seen what each problem looks like, much learned how to repair them
raaaandom February 27th, 2011 at 12:thirty pm
-should be 'much less, learned how to repair them' for the last judgement
The second i has been on Texts From Terminal Night for months. Pace your game upwardly, Lamebook!
Emma'south brother must exist a massive pussy to scream at that. No shit, I was listening to my shower radio the other day and the local classical music station decided to practice a motion picture segment on Hitchcock. At present THAT was freaky.
… kamarate, yous practice realize that Psycho is a Hitchcock motion picture… right?
Yeah, Kate, y'all're right. They both learned by tinkering into other people'south, and don't have to deal with expensive maintenance.
Alan fails at trying to exist funny.
I'g pretty sure the "Canada" annotate was taken from Texts from Last Nighttime.
…And, after reading the comments, I *am* sure of that.
"A male person gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car but has studied cars for decades and learned from other machine mechanics and fabricated it his life's work to empathise the minutiae of how a car works better than any ordinary car owner ever could."
Doesn't quite have the aforementioned ring to it.
Whatever GYN who thinks like doctor douchebag over here is full of himself.
No, anne, actually. The doctor's right.
Having a fucking vagina doesn't make y'all a vagina practiced and does not qualify you to examine and diagnose potential problems.
I like his car analogy. Mostly because my freaking 6-y-o kid knows more than well-nigh cars than most car owners.
I agree with Kate, my gynae's ever been a (born) female
Eh, I've heard the gyno 1 before. Non even that amusing or clever the beginning time I heard information technology.
IMO, male person gynecologists are better than female gynos, and it's exactly considering they DON'T have vaginas. They're more sympathetic, less judgmental, and more careful.
I've had both female and male person gynos that I've liked for various reasons, but I'll tell yous one matter: the female docs are ever MUCH gentler sticking that speculum in there. 🙂
@ omegar
Yeah, that'south what I was trying to say. Sorry, I simply re-read my post and it's totally not clear. What I meant was that Emma deliberately put it on her brother'due south iPod… when the Psycho theme came on when I was in the shower, it was live radio – totally random! And information technology was a bit weird, merely I certainly didn't scream and leap out of the shower 😉
This post reminded me of a joke: A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to get a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical test approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came dorsum, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to announced ungrateful for such an outstanding outcome, but I wonder if at that place is an fault in the grade?"
"The teacher said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together once more perfectly, which is as well worth 50% of the mark." Later on a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did information technology all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career".
During my many years spent equally a male gynaecologist I only ever rode a bike and never once did I ready an engine.
I did stick loads of inappropriately shaped stuff up women's babe chutes though, so not a total waste of time.
Quick note to all y'all ladies out at that place, if you're using a female fanny doctor you lot are a Lesbian who likes' to accept other ladies fingers in you… I know considering I was a fish box md myself and then don't fence with me.
Good embrace, Kamarate.
And since anybody'southward giving an stance, I likewise disagree with Kate. Having a vagina does not brand you an proficient. Hell, mine yet does the most wonderfully surprising things.
Disturbed There's zip amend than a cum gutter that has the ability to astonish…Can you brand yours sing…or flash…or burp or smoke?…
I'm nonetheless imagining that you have a bushy orange forest around your lower beloved lips…is this right or should I motion-picture show it bald?
Yes, Mofo it does all those things. Except the burping. Not ladylike, you know.
And since I like to bring out the inner pedophile in my men, baldheaded is the fashion I go.
Oh that's a shame. I was hoping yous had a sexy ginger sponge…never mind, I'll continue with the more than accurate hairless vagina imagery… my pubes are nighttime brownish, curly just neatly trimmed and tinged with a slight stench of wrongness by the mode.. But in case you lot were wondering?
Nope, that's pretty much exactly what I figured. 😀
Wandr,
MDs miss shit and misdiagnose all the time. And studying the female reproductive arrangement in college may give you a caste but does not make y'all right all the fourth dimension. I know my reproductive organs better than any female OB-GYN and I sure as hell know them better than whatsoever man. Certain, he may have gotten a visual on more VD than I have, simply I understand and intendance for my trunk better than he tin on his best mean solar day.
anne,
"MDs miss shit and misdiagnose all the time."
That'southward true, but they are correct the vast bulk of the time, and certainly far more than amatuers. And you seem to be missing the signal (or at least I hope you lot are…) that their most of import duty is diagnosing and treating disease. You may know your trunk, merely they know bacteria, fungi, and viruses much better.
continuing the car illustration, y'all are basically saying that just through driving a car for years, you tin now discover and care for engine problems, despite never having seen what each problem looks like, much learned how to repair them
-should be 'much less, learned how to repair them' for the last judgement